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LAKOTA!
Lakota says, "Thanks for your support!"
Lakota, aka, Mr. Majestic: Not only do I look like a politician but I act like one too; I kiss all the babies and the babes and I command respect from the men. I am the poster boy for all that is good. No auditor would even think of questioning me. Lakota
148 votes
Ladyhawke, aka, White Widow or Pogo: I am the matriarch of this foundation and therefore no matter what anyone else says, I demand and deserve this position. I promise to always let the women scratch my butt and I swear I won’t bite the men, at least not too hard anyway, who vote for me. Ladyhawke
93 votes
Cherokee, aka, Little Girl or Incoming: Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me. I am so cute and loving. Vote for me, vote for me. I love everybody. I’ll kiss you and kiss you. Vote for me, vote for me and I’ll let you rub my belly. Did I say vote for me yet? No? Then vote for me. I love you. Cherokee
72 votes
Merlina, aka, Merlin: I deserve this position because with my talents I could hide anything from the auditors at the IRS. What do you mean I wasn’t supposed to say that? Too late now, it’s in print. Merlina
68 votes
Zoya, aka, Couch Potato: I need a desk job and this sounds just perfect for me. Besides I’ve about worn out my old couch and need a new one and I could then write it off as a business expense under office furniture and equipment. Zoya
65 votes
Baby: While my name may suggest otherwise, I am mature beyond my years. I can also outrun, duck and hide from any auditor if they are female. If they are males, one look into my eyes and they become all mine. Baby
60 votes
Mama Bear, aka, Leaner: While Ladyhawke might be the matriarch she is old and cantankerous and probably won’t live to see out her term. I on the other hand am mature and loving and have more good years ahead of me. I will control and rule with gentle guidance. Mama Bear
56 votes
Spirit, aka, The Reluctant Ambassador: I am a behind the scenes creature and the only one here that knows how to count so this job is perfect for me. The others are just kidding themselves. Oh such fools they are. Spirit
44 votes
Navajo: I am sick and tired of being the Omega, last for everything. This job will prove that I can be on top and take charge for a change. No auditor will ever put me down but if he tries to, and Dad’s not there, I’ll bite him and show him who the boss is now. Navajo
27 votes
Josie: I may be the new kid on the block but just don’t count me out. I’m here for the long run and I can run as long as you want. Josie
24 votes
Pia, aka, Pain in A--: I can be such a pain in the butt that no auditor would even attempt to question whatever I say. I could dance around any question or concern they might have. Cha cha cha! Pia
23 votes
Apache, aka, Gooser: Since I am the one who travels the most with Dad and I therefore invite more to visit us here at the Sanctuary, I feel very strongly that I am the most deserving of this most coveted position. I am the Alpha male and no auditor would even dare chance to upset me. Shall I smile? Apache
16 votes
